A dramatic Shakespearean response to every...
When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
littleheathenbones: Hatfields & McCoys stop breaking my heart please. ; _;
whyaretheurlsgone: Cage the Elephant | Shake Me...
how to be a writer start to write something pause and read over what you have so far cringe backspace everything exit out of your computer cry on the floor
tacobellsprout: “swag” whispered the freshman, as he laced his Osiris shoes, loosened his cool story bro snapback, and strapped on his turtle shell backpack from hot topic
Friend: You've never heard that song before?
Friend: What, have you been living under a rock?
Me: Punk Rock
The Eightfold Path
om13om: THE THREE DIVISIONS OF DHAMMA 1. SILA - morality, ethical conduct 2. SAMADHI - concentration, mastery of the mind 3. PANNA - wisdom, insight into the true nature of reality THE EIGHTFOLD NOBLE PATH 1. Samma ditthi - Right view 2. Samma samkappa - Right intention 3. Samma vaca - Right Speech 4. Samma kammanta - Right action 5. Samma ajiva - Right livelihood 6. Samma vayama - Right...
The Four Noble Truths
om13om: 1. Suffering exists 2. Suffering arises from the attachement to desires 3. Suffering ceases when the attachement to desire ceases 4. Freedom from suffering is possible by practicing the eightfold path
Vermont problem: soft serve...
vermontproblems: No one outside Vermont knows what a creemee is except obscure rural flatlanders who think they are semi-Vermonters. No one in Vermont knows what soft-serve ice cream is. lololol this.
Vermont Problem: Waving
vermontproblems: Everyone waves to you when driving by. You have no idea who they are, but it would be impolite not to wave back.
vermontproblems: You can never wait to get back home, but then you remember there is nothing to do….
its-amazing: AFI - Dancing Throught Sunday
My Mindful Practice: Love After Love by Derek... →
mymindfulpractice: The time will come When, with elation You will greet yourself arriving At your own door, in your own mirror And each will smile at the other’s welcome And say, sit here, Eat. You will love again the stranger who was your self. Give wine. Give bread. Give back your heart To itself, to the stranger…